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99 problems but a glitch ain't one ([personal profile] glitchier) wrote in [community profile] sitihir2013-04-30 11:04 pm
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GLITCH #1 ( intro )

[ Wherever you were before, you're not there anymore. This incredibly creative and original premise is the start of your interdimensional journey, and you're starting here, in Sitihir—inside of a large Starbucks, to be precise.

Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:

HELLO! My name is _______

But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.

Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:

Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers

And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]

( OOC: OOC intro stuff is over here, and with this the game is officially open to all posting! contact any player for the password to [personal profile] glitchier if you want to use it to make glitch posts! have fun! )
arollingstone: (Default)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah man, they sell tea. S'better than the coffee, but you're askin' the wrong guy. Coffee gets me too damn wired, man. [Though this guy has a whole bag of scones and it just handing them out apparently idk.] Want one?
daitsuren: (✗ when i try to open up to you)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-01 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Coffee isn't very pleasant. [It's gross and he doesn't get why weird foreigners like it so much. But at least they seem to agree.

He eyes the scone with mild uncertainty.]


What's that?
arollingstone: (lighting up)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding! Gives me the shakes, man. Who needs that much energy, really. [Downers were more his scene. From how paranoid the kid seemed to be over a dang scone, maybe he could use some too.]

It's a scone. You've never heard of 'em before? They're bitchin', try it.
daitsuren: (✗ that's why i spend my days alone)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-01 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't taste very good, either. [Tea is much better and way more classy.]

We don't have scones where I'm from. Ah... I don't know what 'bitchin' means, but I suppose I could try it.
arollingstone: (no no go on i'm laughing with you i prom)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, er. Sorry 'bout that. Regional accent. [TJ didn't look too sorry, though, smiling broad enough for his missing molar to show.] Bitching. It means 'I'm about to rock your world'.
daitsuren: (✗ some are lean)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-02 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what that means either, but he guesses he can figure it out from context. Man, this people in this place are really weird. So far, none of them seem dangerous, but you never know,]

What... region are you from, then?

[He eyes the scone again, then reaches out to take it. Might as well.]
arollingstone: (sometimes it's merely remarkable)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-02 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Bay Area, born and raised. [TJ followed suit, opting for another treat to munch on.] Kinda like to consider myself a citizen of the world, though. Yourself, kiddo?
daitsuren: (✗ on a cliff above the ocean)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-03 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru has NO idea where that is.] Is that a place in Europe? I'm from Japan, of course. [If it wasn't obvious from his face and his clothing...]
arollingstone: (who me?)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-05 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan, huh? I knew a few Japanese guys once. [If by 'once' he meant 'very recently', but TJ wasn't about to tell the guy his life story.] Konichi-wah, right?
daitsuren: (✗ it sings to hear the voice it's known)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-07 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, who do you think you are, gross foreigner...]

I haven't met many non-Japanese. Your grasp of my language is... incomplete.
arollingstone: (no no go on i'm laughing with you i prom)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-07 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[I'M TJ 8DDD]

Aw c'mon, that was pretty good! What's the thing where you answer the phone? Moshi-moshi-muu?
daitsuren: (✗ black eyed)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-07 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU'RE CRUSIN FOR A BRUISIN, TJ >:|]

What is that supposed to be?

[Wait...]

What's a phone?
arollingstone: (what's that?)

[personal profile] arollingstone 2013-05-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His constant state of being okok]

Uh... sorry man, I don't know the Japanese for phone. Ring ring? The thing you call on? Shit man, if I had a cellphone, I'd show you.
daitsuren: (✗ how did this one life)

[personal profile] daitsuren 2013-05-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Not cool.]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you mentally impaired somehow?