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GLITCH #1 ( intro )
[ Wherever you were before, you're not there anymore. This incredibly creative and original premise is the start of your interdimensional journey, and you're starting here, in Sitihir—inside of a large Starbucks, to be precise.
Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:
HELLO! My name is _______
But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.
Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:
Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers
And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]
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Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:
HELLO! My name is _______
But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.
Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:
Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers
And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]
( OOC: OOC intro stuff is over here, and with this the game is officially open to all posting! contact any player for the password to
glitchier if you want to use it to make glitch posts! have fun! )
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That makes sense. I mean, out of all the attempts made to change my location against my will in the last couple of sweeps, this is by far the least effective. I mean, they even tell us how to get back, what the hell is THAT?
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That's besides the point! What I want to know is, why go to all the trouble of gathering a random assortment of people from all over paradox space and set them down in some sort of mediocre coffee hive, then go "Okay, well, that sure was a mucus node rupturingly good time, you can all fuck off now if you want!"
If you're going to that much effort, there should be a reason, and it's bullshit that there doesn't seem to be one. They're wasting everyone's time, and some of us have multiple layers of reality we're apparently supposed to be saving.