GLITCH #1 ( intro )

[glitchier]

[ Wherever you were before, you're not there anymore. This incredibly creative and original premise is the start of your interdimensional journey, and you're starting here, in Sitihir—inside of a large Starbucks, to be precise.

Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:

HELLO! My name is _______

But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.

Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:

Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers

And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]

( OOC: OOC intro stuff is over here, and with this the game is officially open to all posting! contact any player for the password to glitchier if you want to use it to make glitch posts! have fun! )

Comments

[hoken]

[welcome 2 tsumiki town i will be your guide. that last sentence catches her proverbial eye, however. she's paranoid enough not to believe that for a second, but -- ] "U-Unlike humans"...? C-Could you possibly be... [not human? is that what babyfur means?]

[gentle]

[HE FEELS SO BAD, SHE SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY NICE GIRL BUT SHE'S ALSO...SO VERY WEIRD... N wonders if he's just being an asshole again or if he's still sore from the whole dad incident or what, but he gives her the benefit of the doubt for now. it's not like she idk punched him in the face or anything.]

Yes. I am not human. I was born of Pokemon.

[not that he has any room to be thinking ppl are weird......]

[hoken]

[its okay n, you're doing better than most people in her mind. either way, that's... weird... aren't pokemon made up anime things?] I-I see... What exactly d-do you mean by "Pokemon", if you don't mind me asking?

[gentle]

[uh wait how does this bitch not know what pokemon are UM]

Pokemon are creatures of the world and my dear friends, but more importantly... How do you not know what they are? I'm certain Pokemon are present everywhere.

[was she contained indoors or something?]