glitchier: mittens isn't lonely thank u (mitt romney)
99 problems but a glitch ain't one ([personal profile] glitchier) wrote in [community profile] sitihir2013-04-30 11:04 pm
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GLITCH #1 ( intro )

[ Wherever you were before, you're not there anymore. This incredibly creative and original premise is the start of your interdimensional journey, and you're starting here, in Sitihir—inside of a large Starbucks, to be precise.

Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:

HELLO! My name is _______

But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.

Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:

Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers

And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]

( OOC: OOC intro stuff is over here, and with this the game is officially open to all posting! contact any player for the password to [personal profile] glitchier if you want to use it to make glitch posts! have fun! )
judgementscythe: (SideEye)

[personal profile] judgementscythe 2013-05-02 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lorelai looks annoyed at the strange little man in front of her]
Not under my foot unless it's doing what just happened little man. Now once again, What are you looking for underneath the tables?
deleter: (i'm outtie)

[personal profile] deleter 2013-05-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't see why it's any of you're high-finagilin' business, but I'm lookin' for my freakin' computer! I swear to hangus, that blue-headed snake charmer's gonna get his... weirdly triangular teeth knocked in when I get outta here.

...So you got one nestled in your undercarriage there or what?
Edited 2013-05-02 20:11 (UTC)
judgementscythe: (Angry)

[personal profile] judgementscythe 2013-05-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lorelai just straight punches Strongbad in the face]

Foolish thing. I don't know what it is you speak of but you would do well to change your methods of searching. Next time you might try asking first.

[Lorelai turns away

...he mentioned a blue headed snake charmer. So then Killey isn't responsible for this mess then. Fine. There must be some way out of this strange bar.]


deleter: (prank'd)

[personal profile] deleter 2013-05-05 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELP. PERHAPS THIS WAS DESERVED, though Strong Bad certainly doesn't think so.]

What the-! What gives, lady! ... Yeah, you better run! I've got... a stuff to... attend to. [Aaaand--FLEE. That lady is freakin' CRAZY. No way is he stickin' around for another demonstration in olde thyme-y speakeths and fisticuffs.]
judgementscythe: (SideEye)

[personal profile] judgementscythe 2013-05-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Lorelai raises her left hand as what appears to be a tattoo of a flame started glowing with a reddish tinge

Strongbad's gloves suddenly start to catch on fire as he runs away as Lorelai just glares in his direction with a wry smirk on her face]


I was going to do it to your pants but you seem to care about your gloves more you disrespectful little worm

Edited 2013-05-07 03:18 (UTC)
deleter: (i'm outtie)

[personal profile] deleter 2013-05-07 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[IRIS OUT, BITCHES. AIN'T NO WAY SB ISN'T GONNA BE HIDING UNDER A TABLE FOR THAT ONE.]