Well well well, isn't this a pretty pile of crap! See if I check out Bubs's special store room again. This place smells like coffee grounds... and rat traps... and BO. --Er, guess that's pretty standard for Bubs, but where are the freakin' computers! I was promise state of the art!!

[yeah don't mind the ugly animal thing muttering to itself in the corner, pushing his egg-like head under tables in the search for... something.

HELLO! My name is NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE THE WEBSITE URL.]