GLITCH #1 ( intro )

[glitchier]

[ Wherever you were before, you're not there anymore. This incredibly creative and original premise is the start of your interdimensional journey, and you're starting here, in Sitihir—inside of a large Starbucks, to be precise.

Everyone inside the Starbucks today has been gifted with a nametag that reads as follows:

HELLO! My name is _______

But whatever is in that blank is most certainly not your name! Perhaps it's an obscure nickname, or something rude, or something flattering! Either way, you're not leaving this Starbucks until you've given your actual name to at least four other visitors, so have fun.

Once you've completed your task, a barista will hand you a welcoming letter:

Welcome to Sitihir! We apologize for the sudden glitch in the system but please take this opportunity to explore the vast world (worlds!) we have to offer you. Should you find it to your liking, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want. If you are itching to return to your home, there is a map on the back of this sheet that will guide you there. Thank you for visiting Sitihir, and may all of your travels be blessed! ~The Programmers

And so there is indeed a map to your character's home world's door on the back, free for them to return to at any time. ]

( OOC: OOC intro stuff is over here, and with this the game is officially open to all posting! contact any player for the password to glitchier if you want to use it to make glitch posts! have fun! )

Comments

[judgementscythe]

[Lorelai looks confused for a second before regaining her composure]
I don't understand a word you just said but it sounded like an insult so I will just agree. How is it that I can't find him. How can he hide this well with his giant red hat?

[zoneshift]

He's probably not here. That's the thing with weird headtrip world hopping. People get separated. The time gods don't believe in the buddy system or something. Our friends aren't here, either. It's just us.

[judgementscythe]

So you are saying we're trapped here in a different world. In some strange bar that doesn't serve alcohol? Regardless, I am Lorelai. Who are you boy?

[zoneshift]

That's what it looks like. This kind of thing happens on Tuesdays. Can't do a lot about it, but I guess the smell of coffee isn't so bad.

[ He takes a moment to reply. ] Kano. Are you a knight?

[judgementscythe]

An Archeologist. I was on my way to a newfound ruin and ended up here instead of where I should be. I thought that bastard Killey was behind it but there is no way he could have pulled in people from so many different worlds.

[Lorelai looks annoyed and sits down to drink more coffee]

What I would do for a beer right now.

[zoneshift]

[ Talking to people isn't really his Thing but angry people are just second nature to talk to, now, after everyone in Grey World. Especially Cho.

Oh God. Cho. His ass was grass. ]

Have you seen a short girl... dark skin... big tufty ears and she'd probably be punching shit and throwing around a lot of 'ye's and 'yer's. Pretty mad, too, we'd bet. We were kinda busy... I think.

[judgementscythe]

[Lorelai looks puzzled for a second]
you say we like there are more people here. Who did you come here with?

And no, I haven't seen this girl you speak of but I'll keep an eye out for you.

[zoneshift]

I what? What are you talking about?

Yeah, alright. Don't get close to her, though.

[judgementscythe]

I'll keep an eye out.

[Lorelai looks down and notices she's out of coffee and turns towards the counter]

Barkeep, another whatever this chocolatey coffee drink is!

[She turns back towards the boy with some interest]

So Kano was it, if we are going to be trapped in this building we might as well get to know each other. Tell me about your world. Has your world ever come in contact with the Sindar?